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Topic: Age Quotes - Quotes about Aging, Sayings about Age
Age Quotes 1 - 2
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
Kathy Lette

I'm at that age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
George Burns

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
Oscar Wilde
The Importance of Being Earnest.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
George Bernard Shaw
Man and Superman.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Groucho Marx

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
George Burns

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
Mark Twain
Attributed.

The youth of the present day are quite monstrous. They have absolutely no respect for dyed hair.
Oscar Wilde
Lady Windermere's Fan.

Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose their feelings.
Mae West

I delight in men over seventy. They always offer one the devotion of a lifetime. I think seventy an ideal age for a man.
Oscar Wilde
A Woman of No Importance.

If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made, because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
George Burns

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
Oscar Wilde
The Picture of Dorian Gray.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Groucho Marx

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
Billy Burke

Rejoice, O young man, in thy youth; and let thy heart cheer thee in the days of thy youth.
The Bible
Ecclesiastes.

At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all.
Author Unknown

Age is opportunity no less than youth itself.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn't show its age.
Latin: Hoc vinum Falernum annorum quadragenta est. Bene aetatem fert.
Cicero

Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.
George William Curtis

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
Victor Hugo

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement.
Benjamin Franklin

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny

Women are most fascinating between the ages of 35 and 40 after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass 40, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely.
Christian Dior

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty
James Thurber

You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, middle age, and 'you're looking wonderful'.
Francis Cardinal Spellman

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
Bob Hope

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever
Don Marquis

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.
Dan Bennett

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which mean never losing your enthusiasm.
Aldous Huxley

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Bernard M. Baruch

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

Youth disserves; middle age conserves; old age preserves.
Martin H. Fischer

Men are like wine; some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Pope John XXIII

From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.
Sophie Tucker

If age imparted wisdom, there wouldn't be any old fools.
Claudia Young

Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.
Jeanne Moreau

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
Sigmund Z. Engel

Youth disserves; middle age conserves; old age preserves.
Martin H. Fischer

Men are like wine; some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Pope John XXIII

From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.
Sophie Tucker

If age imparted wisdom, there wouldn't be any old fools.
Claudia Young

Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.
Jeanne Moreau

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
Sigmund Z. Engel
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