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Authors: Bruno Quotes, Funny Bruno Quotes Quotations Sayings by Sacha Baron Cohen's fictional gay reporter
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Vassup! Being gay is the new coolest thing, so that's why I've come to the gayest part of America - Alabama!
Bruno
I think I may be becoming a little bit gay.
Bruno
Your conflict is not so bad. Jennifer-Angelina is worse.
Bruno
To former Israeli Mossad agent and a Palestinian academic, in spoof interview in Jerusalem.
When will you Jews return the pyramids? Why can’t Jews and Hindus get along?
Bruno
To former Israeli Mossad agent and a Palestinian academic, in spoof interview in Jerusalem.
How do you deal with that awkward situation of somebody in a wheelchair coming and you want to push them away but you don't want to create a scene? How do you turn them away? Do you ignore them or wheel them away?
Bruno
Do you think if we changed the Bible stories maybe you would get people more easily to relate to them? Instead of the fish story you could do it about Sushi, or instead of giving out bread you did something which had a no-carb alternative or gluten free.
Bruno
How do you defend yourself against a man with a dildo?
Bruno
The baby is a man magnet.
Bruno
What do you say to the people who see that you are so powerful in your physique, with your powerful thighs and pectoral muscles and wonder what your schwanzenstook is like?
Bruno
To NFL star and former University of Alabama football player Shaud Williams, Da Ali G Show.
I want to give this child a typical African-American name. OJ.
Bruno
What do you think it is that makes shooting the number 1 leisure activity for gay guys at the moment?
Bruno
What is your biggest gun? Do you need to use lubrication with that gun? How far can you put that up the poopenschafte before its dangerous?
Bruno
Are you allowed to date other members of the team or do you have to wait until the season is over?
Bruno
So what does freedom mean to you? Freedom in Austria is a lot about being able to walk down the street with my boyfriend Diesel just holding hands is that what you're campaigning for?
Bruno
Is this Christian rock gay at all?
Bruno
How cool is Jesus? Is he cooler than the Backstreet boys?
Bruno
So why is being gay so out this season?
Bruno
I'm curious about becoming straight but I've got a few questions first. Will I still be able to hug men?
Bruno
So hypothetically according to you (Pastor) I can admire a mans penis in the shower but the moment I put it in my mouth some sort of line has been crossed?
Bruno
After I am converted could I choose to spend my life with a chic with a dick?
Bruno
(to Pastor) So if I were to give you a lap dance right here and now are you telling me you wouldn't be turned on?
Bruno
Do you need any more models because I'm like Chrysler's Muse in Austria?
Bruno
Before we even start, let me just drunk you in.
Bruno
Do you think if house music was around in the 30's World War II would have even happened?
Bruno
The rise of club music, the fall of apartheid - coincidence or not?
Bruno
Look at the evil people in the world, Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Stalin what do they all have in common? Moustaches!
Bruno
Is it a coincidence that all the good people have long hair, like Jesus, and like hippies and you know Rod Stewart.
Bruno
A lot of the style gurus in Austria are saying like Osama Bin Laden is thee best dressed guy, do you think so?
Bruno
Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors.
Bruno
Burt Reynolds, keep him in the ghetto or train to Auschwitz?
Bruno
Bruno Quotes 1 2 More Bruno quotes
Bruno: a fictional gay Austrian fashion reporter played by English comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. Bruno first appeared on TV, notably in Da Ali G Show. Universal Studios acquired the rights to make a Bruno mocumentary comedy movie, which was released in July 2009. Baron Cohen was born on October 13, 1971.


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