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"Young players, young boys, rich boys - this is the problem." -- Fabio Capello the England soccer football manager, says money is spoiling the game.

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If you're gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes - make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast.
David Brent

Is your work done? Are all pigs fed, watered and ready to fly?...
David Brent

It's the team that matters. Where would The Beatles be without Ringo? If John got Yoko to play drums the history of music would be completely different.
David Brent

Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.
David Brent

Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
David Brent

Make good use of your cylindrical filing unit, the one you mainly keep under your desk.
David Brent

Never do today that which will become someone else's responsibility tomorrow.
David Brent

Process and Procedure are the last hiding place of people without the wit and wisdom to do their job properly.
David Brent

Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity slowly and open the gates of despondency - welcome to a day in the average office.
David Brent

Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.
David Brent

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David Brent: Star of The Office BBC TV show, written by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant.