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Quotes of the Week - March 9, 2010:
"Young players, young boys, rich boys - this is the problem." -- Fabio Capello the England soccer football manager, says money is spoiling the game.

"I want you to know, Mrs Obama, that I'm your husband's No 1 fan. And not just because he's a black man. He's mixed. And I wouldn't really know what that looks like anyway." --Stevie Wonder greets Michelle Obama, wife of US president.

"I've only been with two men my entire life. I've never even come close to having a one-night stand." -- Actress Megan Fox says she is no man-eater.

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The Dogbert method of eliminating guilt is simple. All of your problems are caused by invisible people named Juan and Cindy. All you have to do is find them and kill them.
Dilbert

The entire economic system depends on the fact that people are willing to do unpleasant things in return for money.
Dilbert

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.
Dilbert

The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job.
Dilbert

The world is full of attractive people whom you will never meet. Your only hope for romance is to lower your standards until co-workers look good.
- Dogbert, "Dating Co-Workers"
Dilbert

There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as "nutty methods." Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time."
Dilbert

There are two essential rules to management. One, the customer is always right; and two, they must be punished for their arrogance.
Dilbert

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Dilbert

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.
Dilbert

We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.
Dilbert

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Dilbert: Cartoon created by Scott Adams, American cartoonist, born 1957.