I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
No matter how little money and how few possessions you own,
having a dog makes you rich.
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning,
but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else
there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.
I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog;
they're the best for everyday.
George Bernard Shaw
Recollect that the Almighty, who gave the dog to be companion
of our pleasures and our toils, hath invested him with a nature
noble and incapable of deceit.
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken
all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not be separated
from the man.
The cat will mew, and dog will have his day.
The spaniel heart is warm. The soft spaniel eye brims with
love. If ever the world's diplomats and arms negotiators learn
the spaniel gaze, there will be peace on earth.
Poodles always listen attentively while being scolded, looking
innocent, bewildered, and misunderstood.
Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country
as Wall Street and the railroads.
Harry S Truman
By what right has the dog come to be regarded as a "noble"
animal? The more brutal and cruel and unjust you are to him
the more your fawning and adoring slave he becomes; whereas,
if you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain
a dignified reserve toward you afterward - you will never
get her full confidence again.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he
will not bite you; that is the principal difference between
a dog and a man.
When a man's dog turns against him it is time for his wife
to pack her trunk and go home to mama.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull
a sled through snow.
Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans
or they will treat you like dogs.
I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.
I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing
in his water bowl?
Penny Ward Moser
I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited
to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits
in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
Love me, love my dog.
He that lieth down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas.
The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.
The nose of the Bulldog has been slanted backwards so that
he can breathe without letting go.