Easter has been cancelled - they found the body.
Harry Dressden's t-shirt, The Dresden
Files Book 1: Storm Front.
Any Holiday which starts with a 'Good Friday' can't be all
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then
you get stuff cheaper.
I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago
for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for
help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago
that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines.
Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas.
What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples
to find, and then he turned all the rabbits into chocolate,
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare
Meadow Soprano: Dad, I've lived in the house all my life.
I've seen the police come with warrants. I've seen you going
out at three in the morning.
Tony Soprano: So you never seen Doc Cusamano going out at
three in the morning on a call?
Meadow Soprano: Did the Cusamano kids ever find $50,000 in
krugerrands and a .45 automatic while they were hunting for
Rose Nylund: We could have an old-fashioned Scandinavian
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Rose, I am not going to drink eggnog
while wearing a metal brassiere.
Rose Nylund: We don't do that at Christmas, Dorothy, we do
that at Easter.
The Golden Girls
The Easter Bunny ate all of the carrots we left for him.
What a pig.
Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs
to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason
they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch
Peter Griffin: Lois, this family believes in the Easter bunny.
He died for our sins in that helicopter crash.
I wasn't allowed to have sugar as a kid or any cola or anything,
so Easter and Halloween were my favorite times because then
I could eat as much candy as I wanted and my sister and I
would go crazy.
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead
- and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from
Easter may be the wrong time to tell my parents you're a
Happy Easter! Some bunny loves you
A nice Jewish man rising from the dead seems less miraculous
than finding one I can date.
If not for Halloween, Easter would be my favorite zombie-related