Famous quotes, funny quotes, inspirational and motivational quotations, literary, historical. Quotes by famous authors and celebrities Funny Quotes BookOur side-splitting, outrageously funny book on sale at -
Amazon.Com
Barnes & Noble


AUTHORS by last name: A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z

Motivational - Love - Funny - Friendship - Life - Family - Authors - Topics



Authors: Family Guy Quotes, Famous Family Guy Quotes Sayings Quotations
more Family Guy quotes 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Lois Griffin: I'm gonna go get some oranges Stewie. Here, hold the rest of these bags for mommy.
Stewie Griffin: Oh, what brilliant parenting Lois. Leave a tiny infant with a plastic bag. You know I might asphyxiate myself just to teach you a lesson. Here I go. Just like that boy from INXS…[Stewie tries to put bag over top of his head.] I'm going to do it! [Tries to put bag over left side of his head then climbs into it and tries pulling it over his head.] BLAST! Good Lord Lois, either I was a c-section, or you're Wonder Woman!
Family Guy
Stewie Griffin [in car with Brian, says to police officer]: We met on the Internet. He lured me into the car with promises of candy and funny stories.
Family Guy
Lois Griffin: Peter, my God, you look terrible. What happened?
Peter Griffin [slowly]: I was raped.
Lois Griffin [chuckles]: What?
Peter Griffin: Dr. Hartman violated me. He took my innocence.
Lois Griffin [chuckles harder]: W-What?
[Peter whispers in her ear]
Lois Griffin: Peter, that's a prostate exam. It's an important part of a physical for a man your age.
Peter Griffin: YOU SOUND JUST LIKE HIM! [runs off, sobbing]
Lois Griffin: Fucking idiot.
Family Guy
Chris Griffin: When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles my brain. Ha ha ha... ow. Oh, now I don't know math.
Family Guy
Stewie Griffin: By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins.
Family Guy
Stewie Griffin: Do the women there have exposed clitorati?
Family Guy
more Family Guy quotes 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Family Guy is an American animated television series about the fictional Griffin family in Rhode Island. It was created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999. .



FOLLOW US ON:
Facebook Twitter
Pinterest

Quotes with Pictures
- Share with friends
Best picture quotes
Best Picture Quotes


Be yourself Oscar Wilde quote
Be yourself...


Too much of a good thing Mae West quote
Too much of a good thing