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Love me, feed me, never leave me.
Garfield
I'm not over-weight, I'm under-tall.
Garfield
Diet is "die" with a "t."
Garfield
I'll rise, but I won't shine.
Garfield
Never trust a smiling cat.
Garfield
The meek shall inherit squat.
Garfield
I'm not messy. I'm organizationally challenged!
Garfield
All I do is eat and sleep. Eat and sleep. Eat and sleep. There must be more to a cat's life than that. But I hope not.
Garfield
Anybody can exercise... But this kind of lethargy takes real discipline.
Garfield
Avoid fruits and nuts: after all, you are what you eat.
Garfield
Eat every meal as though it were your last.
Garfield
I am hungry. Therefore I am.
Garfield
If you want to look thinner, hang around people fatter than you.
Garfield
I eat too much because I'm depressed, and I'm depressed because I eat too much. It's a vicious circle... that took years to perfect!
Garfield
I shall now attempt to eat a diet lunch consisting of one leaf of lettuce lightly seasoned with ... one quart of Mayonnaise.
Garfield
If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen!
Garfield
If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.
Garfield
If people were meant to pop out bed we'd all sleep in toasters.
Garfield
Never leave your food dish under a bird cage.
Garfield
Oh no! I overslept! I'm late! For my nap.
Garfield
Show me a good mouser, and I'll show you a cat with bad breath.
Garfield
Some people have anxiety attacks, some people have gas attacks ...I have nap attacks.
Garfield
This is it. I've reached the pinnacle of laziness and gluttony...How depressing. There's no place to go after you've reached the top.
Garfield
When the lasagna content in my blood gets low, I get mean.
Garfield
With due respect to Will Rogers, I never met a lasagna I didn't like.
Garfield
Would you be willing to lead a parade in celebration of the lazy life? If the answer is yes... you're all wrong for lazy week.
Garfield
You can scratch my chair, you can insult my mother, you can beat up my dog, and you can play with my rubber mousie...but you don't eat my food and you don't sleep in my bed.
Garfield
All right, wise guy, I got another game for ya. It's called the "My Claw In Your Butt" game. Now let me out!
Garfield
Good times are ahead! Or behind. Because they sure aren't here.
Garfield
I hate Mondays.
Garfield
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Garfield: a comic strip created by Jim Davis, about the exploits of a lasagna loving, mailman chasing, sarcastic cat. The creator, American cartoonist Davis, was born on July 28, 1945.


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