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People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways - I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.
George Burns

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my 87 birthday. I tell them a paternity suit.
George Burns

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left.
George Burns
At age 90

Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65, I still had pimples.
George Burns

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George Burns

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
George Burns

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
George Burns

There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men want women and women want men.
George Burns

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
George Burns

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
George Burns

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George Burns - American film actor and comedian. Born 1896. Died 1996.