I
have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that.
Groucho Marx |
I
love everything about you. Your lips, your eyes, your voice.
The only thing I can't stand is you.
Groucho Marx
|
I
must say that I find television very educational. The minute
somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
Groucho Marx |
I
never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an
exception.
Groucho Marx |
I
was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but
I didn't have a tape measure.
Groucho Marx |
I
would horsewhip you if I had a horse.
Groucho Marx |
I've
been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Groucho Marx |
I'd
dance with you until the cows came home. On second thought,
I'd rather dance with the cows until you came home.
Groucho Marx |
If
they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up
the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the
next earthquake.
Groucho Marx |
I'm
leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when
it's not raining.
I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
Groucho Marx |