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"It was like holding the Holy Grail." -- Vincent Zurzolo, Metropolis Collectives, which conducted $1m auction of Action Comics No. 1, featuring first appearance of Superman.

"I've seen bits of it since and I stare blankly at them. I don't remember any of it. At least that's my excuse for all the people who thought it was shite." --Actor Colin Farrell on Miami Vice, a film he made during his drink and drug days.

"I'm living proof that you can survive without sex for that long." -- Jim Gibbons, Nevada governor, saying in deposition in sexual-harassment lawsuit filed against him that he has not been intimate with any woman, including his wife, since 1995.

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I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that.
Groucho Marx

I love everything about you. Your lips, your eyes, your voice. The only thing I can't stand is you.
Groucho Marx

I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
Groucho Marx

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx

I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
Groucho Marx

I would horsewhip you if I had a horse.
Groucho Marx

I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Groucho Marx

I'd dance with you until the cows came home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows until you came home.
Groucho Marx

If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.
Groucho Marx

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx - American film comedian. Born 1895. Died 1977.