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I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that.
Groucho Marx
I love everything about you. Your lips, your eyes, your voice. The only thing I can't stand is you.
Groucho Marx
I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
Groucho Marx
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx
I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
Groucho Marx
I would horsewhip you if I had a horse.
Groucho Marx
I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Groucho Marx
I'd dance with you until the cows came home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows until you came home.
Groucho Marx
If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.
Groucho Marx
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx - American film comedian. Born 1895. Died 1977.



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