Miley Stewart: Sweet Niblets!
Hannah Montana |
Roxie: I have my EYES on you!
Hannah Montana |
Lilly: Your dad is having a bromance!
Hannah Montana |
Lilly: Your family is better than cable!
Hannah Montana |
Miley Stewart: He's not just a guy. He's a ninth grader. I
can't just put eighth grade moves on him.
Hannah Montana |
Hannah Montana: Hate makes you ugly. Oops! Too
late!
Hannah Montana |
Lilly: Prepare to be jealous, cuz we look fabulous!
Hannah Montana |
Dolly: You are sproutin' like a rosebush after a month of
rain, only not as wet and twice as pretty!
Hannah Montana |
Jackson: Oh, believe me, she's screaming in the inside.
Hannah Montana |
Miley Stewart: I say this because I care about you. Get some
help!
Hannah Montana |
Rico: Don't worry, lollipop. You could always marry money.
Hannah Montana |
Mikayla: My problem is that I'm ten times better than you.
Hannah Montana |
Robbie Ray: An eye for an eye leaves the whole
world blind.
Hannah Montana |
Robbie Ray: You know what that boy needs? A real girlfriend.
Hannah Montana |
Miley Stewart: It was as easy as finding a mullet at a trucker's
convention.
Hannah Montana |
Miley Stewart: It's called a mullet. Business in the front,
party in the back!
Hannah Montana |
Hannah Montana: The only thing you're gonna be taking from
me is lessons, okay?
Hannah Montana |
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Dolly: If you're gonna be mean, talk to the booty, cuz the
hand's off duty!
Hannah Montana
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Miley Stewart: My life is complicated enough. The last thing
I need right now is more drama.
Hannah Montana |
Jackson: I'm the man who had the cheese.
Oliver: I'm the man who had the jerky.
Jackson: We put 'em both together
Oliver: and dude it really workey
Both: Cheese jerky!
Jackson: Say what
Oliver: Say what
Both: Cheese jerky!
oliver: Mozerella moose, swiss, and Mayodan turkey.
Jackson: A just one taste it'll drive you beserky.
Both: Cheese jerky!
Jackson: Say what.
oliver: Say what.
Both: An it's all freaky freaky freaky fresh!
Jackson: Sizzling stewart and smoken' oken enterprises patent
pending.
Hannah Montana
The Cheese Jerky Rap. |
So what you see is only half the story,
There's another side of me,
I'm the girl you know,
But I'm someone else too,
If you only knew,
It's a crazy life,
But I'm all right,
I've got everything I always wanted,
I'm living the dream,
So yeah,
Everything I always wanted,
Isn't always what it seems,
I'm a lucky girl,
Whose dreams came true,
But underneath it all,
I'm just like you.
Hannah Montana
From Hannah Montana song, Just Like You. |
All you have to do is call my name
No matter how close or far away
Ask me once and I'll come
I'll come runnin'
And when I can't be with you dream me near
Keep me in your heart and I'll appear
All you gotta do is turn around
Close your eyes
Look inside
I'm right here.
Hannah Montana
From Hannah Montana song, Right Here. |
You're a true friend
You're here till the end
You pull me aside when somethin' aint right
Talk with me now and into the night
Till it's alright again
You're a true friend.
Hannah Montana
From Hannah Montana song, True Friend. |
As I am is how you want me and
I know I've found the pieces missing
I'm looking at him.
Hannah Montana
From Hannah Montana song, As I Am. |
They say that good things take time
But really great things happen
In the blink of an eye.
Hannah Montana
From Hannah Montana song, One In A Million. |
Miley Stewart: But if you think about it, midterms are only
half way to finals, so you only need to study about as half
as hard, and since I study as twice as hard as everybody else,
I only need to study a quarter. So I'm done. See how that works?
Hannah Montana |
Miley Stewart: Its like walkin' barefoot through a field
of cows after their mornin' sit down!
Hannah Montana |
Amber: [the girls think a bear is outside of their tent] I'm
too pretty to die!
Ashley Dewitt: No way, I'm pretty, too!
Miley Stewart: Alright! I'll go check!
Ashley Dewitt: [she leaves, and loud growling is heard] Oh my
gosh! Lilly, go check on her!
Lilly Truscott: Why do I have to go?
Amber: [scoffs] I believe we've established the pretty scale.
Hannah Montana |
Lilly: You're in California now, and we do do that here."
[Jackson and Copper snicker]
Miley Stewart: What?
Jackson: She said "do-do!"
Hannah Montana |
Lilly: But the mall has cute clothes!
Miley: But the beach has cute boys.
Lilly: To the beach!
Hannah Montana |