Look, folks, I know Halloween is coming, I know Halloween.
But John McCain dressed up as an agent of change? That costume
just doesn't fit, folks.
Joe Biden
On US presidential election campaign trail
2008. |
Hey, Bonita, I'm Joe. Not the plumber, Joe the Biden.
Joe Biden
Greeting woman called Bonita, on US presidential
election campaign trail in Florida, October 2008. |
Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle
the number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to
be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S.
Joe Biden
Jobs is a three-letter-word, according
to Biden speaking about John McCain's economic policies at a
US presidential election rally, October 2008 . |
A man Im proud to call my friend. A man who will be
the next President of the United States Barack America!
Joe Biden
At his first US presidential campaign rally
with Barack Obama, August 2008. |
Ladies and gentlemen, your kitchen table is like mine. You
sit there at night before you put the kids -- after you put
the kids to bed and you talk, you talk about what you need.
You talk about how much you are worried about being able to
pay the bills. Well, ladies and gentlemen, that's not a worry
John McCain has to worry about. It's a pretty hard experience.
He'll have to figure out which of the seven kitchen tables to
sit at.
Joe Biden
In a salvo against 2008 Republican US presidential
candidate John McCain and his seven houses. McCain replied on
'The Tonight Show': "I spent 5 1/2 years in a prison cell.
I didn't have a house, I didn't have a kitchen table, I didn't
have a table, I didn't have a chair." |
Uh, uh, Chuck Graham, state senator, is here. Stand up, Chuck,
let em see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about.
Joe Biden
To wheelchair-bound Missouri state senator,
Charles Graham, September 9, 2008. |
I got tested for AIDS. I know Barack got tested for AIDS.
There's no shame in being tested for AIDS. It's an important
thing.
Joe Biden
At Democratic Primary debate at Howard
University on June 28, 2007. |
Yes.
Joe Biden
Giving one-word answer during Democratic
debate to NBC Anchor Brian Wiliams, who cited criticism of Biden's
"uncontrolled verbosity" and tendency to be a gaffe
machine in asking whether he would "have the discipline
you would need on the world stage" - April 2007. |
There's only three things he mentions in a sentence -- a noun,
a verb, and 9/11.
Joe Biden
On Republican US presidential hopeful Rudy
Giuliani, 2007. |
I should start with an apology to Rudy Giuliani. I said every
sentence Rudy utters has a noun, a verb, and 9/11 in it. I was
wrong. He called me to tell me after Pat Robertson's endorsement,
there's an Amen in every sentence he says too.
Joe Biden
After Giuliani was endorsed by evangelical
Pat Robertson for US president, 2007. |
I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who
is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I
mean, thats a storybook, man.
Joe Biden
About US presidential candidate Barack
Obama, January 2007. He later apologised for these remarks,
saying: "I deeply regret any offense my remark in the New
York Observer might have caused anyone. That was not my intent
and I expressed that to Sen. Obama". |
In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans,
moving from India. You cannot go to a 7/11 or a Dunkin
Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. Im not
joking.
Joe Biden
In conversation with American-Indian political
activist in 2006, he was later slammed for making insensitive
and inappropriate remarks. |