Aberdoon
Stook House Chef: Maybe I am and maybe I'm not.
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Emily
Howard [transvestite character]: I'm a lady.
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Radiographer:
If you could just use this to cover your testicles.
Emily Howard: I'm a lady, I don't have testicles. [Simpers]
Well perhaps tiny little lady testicles.
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Anne:
Eh eh ehhhhh ...
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Vicky
Pollard: Yeah, but no, but yeah, but ...
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Kenny
Craig [hypnotist]: Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the
eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes,
look into my eyes. [click] You're under!
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Social
worker: All I want to know Vicky is where is your baby?
Vicky Pollard: Oh, I swapped it for a Westlife CD.
Social worker: Oh my God, how could you.
Vicky Pollard: I know, they're rubbish.
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Daffyd
Thomas: I'm the only gay in the village.
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Daffyd
Thomas [to new gay in village]: No, you are not a gay. I am
the gay. You're probably just a little bit poofy!
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Andy
Pipkin [wheelchair character]: I want that one.
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