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Topics: Monday Morning Quotes, Funny Quotes about Mondays
Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Author Unknown

I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel.
Audrey Hepburn

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
Groucho Marx

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code.
Dan Salomon

If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend. I think he would get a lot of votes.
Thomas Wayne

I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
Ann Diehl

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.
Author Unknown

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
H. Allen Smith

I can hear Monday morning already whispering “go f*ck yourself” into my ear.
Author Unknown

I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
Ann Diehl

I Don't Like Mondays.
Bob Geldof
Title of song recorded by Boomtown Rats.

I've come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days...each.
Turtle Dundee

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
Author Unknown

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'
Author Unknown

They should make Mondays illegal.
Author Unknown

Monday is the root of all evil.
Author Unknown

And according to a recent study we conducted Monday has been voted 'Least Popular Day of the Week' 176 years in a row.
Author Unknown

I'm convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.
Author Unknown

Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday.
Author Unknown

I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I've killed all my employees in my head like 3 times.
Author Unknown

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.
Author Unknown

They should make Mondays illegal.
Author Unknown

Mondays rock...Anyone who doesnt like mondays, must not just work 3 days a week like I do.
Author Unknown


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