Quotes of the Week - Nov 10, 2009:
"I wish they caught me six years ago, eight years ago." --
Bernie Madoff, jailed financier and Ponzi schemer, in newly released
interview with representatives of the US Securities and Exchange Commission.
"This is all happening because my father didn't buy me a train
set as a kid." --Warren Buffett, investor, on his company's $26
billion purchase of Burlington Northern Santa Fe railroad - its biggest
deal ever.
"I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears."
-- Rihanna, pop singer, on the unprecedented levels of media attention
she endured after she was assaulted by former boyfriend Chris Brown
in February.
Authors: Peter Griffin Quotes,
Famous Peter Griffin Quotes, Sayings
Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is,
it probably runs like you - very homosexually. Peter Griffin Family Guy
I guess the lesson learned here is that it doesn't matter
where everyone is from as long as we're all the same religion. Peter Griffin Family Guy
Now kids daddy only drank so that the Statue of Liberty would
take her clothes off. Peter Griffin Family Guy
[Giving a speech running for school board] This is life. So
go and have a ball. Because the world don't move to the beat
of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right
for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them
both and there you have...my opening statement. Sit, Ubu, sit.
Good dog. Peter Griffin Family Guy
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir,
and that, sir, is an idiot. Peter Griffin Family Guy
Lois Griffin: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are
two pink lines...
Peter Griffin: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't
afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie,
Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner,
Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian Griffin: Peter those aren't your kids, that's the Nick-at-Night
lineup.
Peter Griffin: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian Griffin: That's Street Fighter.
Peter Griffin: Red, blue, green...
Brian Griffin: Those are colors. Family Guy
Lois Griffin: Together we can do anything: face any foe, overcome
any obstacle.
Peter Griffin: Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial
any phone. And not just our phone, Lois, other people's phones.
Decent phones, God-fearing phones, phones that everybody else
gave up on, but we knew better because we were a team!
Brian Griffin: What the hell are you talking about? Family Guy
Peter Griffin: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits.
It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian Griffin: Peter, those are Cheerios. Family Guy
Peter Griffin: I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your
wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her,
feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.
Guy: OH MY GOD!
Peter Griffin: No no no, I'm just kiddin. She's dead. Family Guy
Lois Griffin: Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these
new sheets, huh?
Peter: Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl.
Lois Griffin: Hehehe...that's me.
Peter Griffin: You dirty hustler.
Lois Griffin: Hehehehe...
Peter Griffin: You filthy, stinky prostitute.
Lois Griffin: Aha, ok I get it...
Peter Griffin: You foul, venereal disease carrying, street walking
whore.
Lois Griffin: Alright, that's enough! Peter Griffin Family Guy
Peter Griffin is central character
in American animated television series Family Guy, and head of Griffin
family. The series, about fictional family in Rhode Island, was created
by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999.
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