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[Narrating his life] I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. [Lois knocks Peter out.] I woke several hours later in a daze.
Peter Griffin
Family Guy

[After Lois tells him he's childish] If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from a pervert.
Peter Griffin
Family Guy

[At the grocery store]
Man: Wow, Lois Griffin, Hey, I love your act! Nice melons.
Peter Griffin: Now listen pal!
Lois Griffin: Peter, I'm holding melons.
Peter Griffon: Oh
Man: And her hooters ain't bad either.
Peter Griffon: Now hold on a second.
Lois Griffin: Peter! I'm holding hooters!
Peter Griffin: Oh, sorry.
Man: No problem. [pause] Man: Your wife's hot.
Peter Griffin: Alright that's it!
Family Guy

Lois Griffin: I care about the size of your penis as much as you care about the size of my breasts.
Peter Griffin: Oh my God! [runs off crying]
Family Guy

Lois Griffin: Peter tell Chris that women are not objects!
Peter Griffin: Your mother's right Chris, listen to what it says.
Family Guy

Lois Griffin: Peter, why are we stopped?
Peter Griffin: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois Griffin: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter Griffin: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.
Family Guy

Peter Griffin [holding crying baby after Carol has given birth]: It's a beautiful baby girl!
Carol Pewterschmidt: Ooh, a baby girl! I'm so happy!
Peter Griffin: But she has a penis. Well, we'll have to do something about that [Picks up scalpel.]
Lois Griffin [taking scalpel away]: Peter, no! It's a boy.
Family Guy

Peter Griffin [trying to potty-train Stewie]: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you.
Stewie Griffin: Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn.
Peter Griffin: Rea... Really?
Family Guy

Peter Griffin: I've had a good life. And you can always be proud of your father and all of his accomplishments.
Meg Griffin: What accomplishments?
Peter Griffin: Go to your room.
Family Guy

Meg Griffin: Look everybody I got a makeover!!
Peter Griffin: Aw, Meg I thought you were always beautiful...[bursts out laughing]. Whoa, couldn't do that with a straight face, huh? Chris, go burn all of Meg's old pictures.
Peter Griffin
Family Guy

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Peter Griffin is central character in American animated television series Family Guy, and head of Griffin family. The series, about fictional family in Rhode Island, was created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999.