Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference
between you chaps.
Prince Philip
At Washington Embassy reception for Commonwealth
members. |
British women can't cook. They are very good at decorating
food and making it attractive. But they have an inability to
cook.
Prince Philip
Addressing mainly female audience at Scottish
Rural Women's Institute Display in 1966. |
Do you still throw spears at each other?
Prince Philip
To Australian Aborigines, during a visit
to Queensland, 2002. |
If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate how much more
aircraft have become. Unless you travel in something called
economy class, which sounds ghastly.
Prince Philip
During Royal Jubilee tour in 2002. |
I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but
they are doing the same thing.
Prince Philip
Speech in December 1988, dismissing claims
that those who sell slaughtered meat have greater moral authority
than those who participate in blood sports. |
Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf.
Prince Philip
To group of deaf children standing next
to Jamaican steel drum band, on visit to new National Assembly
for Wales, 1999. |
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a
new car of a new wife.
Prince Philip
March 1988. |
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting
your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good
many years.
Prince Philip
Address to General Dental Council, quoted
in Time November 21, 1960. |
How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass
the test.
Prince Philip
To Scottish driving instructor, 1995. |
Tolerance is the one essential ingredient
You can take
it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.
Prince Philip
His recipe for a successful marriage, during
celebrations for their golden wedding anniversary, November
1997. |