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|Topic: Quotes to Make You Smile - Famous
Sayings to Make You Smile
|Love may be blind, but it can sure find its way
around in the dark!
They say marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and
I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures!
You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
As God once said, and I think rightly...
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics
exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o
to a tree.
If your left leg was Easter, and your right leg was Christmas,
would I be able to meet you in between the holidays?
If they can send one man to the moon why can't they send them
Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know,
the birth of Santa?
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought
he was God and I didn't.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
Money cant buy friends, but it can get you a better class
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Its not that Im afraid to die I just dont
want to be there when it happens.
All heiresses are beautiful.
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one-way
Laurence J Peter
Humor is like a frog. If you dissect it, it dies.
Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.
Flanders and Swann
The two most beautiful words in the English language are check
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought
half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Sit down Rodney. Keep your brains warm.
Derek Del boy Trotter
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