Ah,
yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams |
Carpe
per diem - seize the check.
Robin Williams |
Cocaine
is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
Robin Williams |
Come
on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you
have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks, the kikes
and all that's going to be left is a couple of brain-dead rednecks.
Robin Williams
Playing Adrian Cronauer in Good Morning, Vietnam |
Do
you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.
Robin Williams |
God
gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one
at a time.
Robin Williams |
I
like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.
Robin Williams |
If
it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
Robin Williams |
If
that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can't he make his
wife's hairdo go down?
Robin Williams |
If
women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations
every 28 days.
Robin Williams |