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Authors: Sacha Baron Cohen Quotes, Famous Sacha Baron Cohen Quotes, Quotations, Sayings from Da Ali G Show
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Is it 'cos I is black?
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
Is you on crack or somethin'?
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat.
Sacha Baron Cohen
His alter ego Borat responds sarcastically to legal threats over slurs on the Kazakh character, Da Ali G Show
What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane, the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo, tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag, Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other terms for it?
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, interviewing D.E.A. officer, Da Ali G Show
Me want to work when me want to work. Most of the time me want to just chill or whatever, or just hang with me beetches.
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party.
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Borat, Da Ali G Show
In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them jump over fences while being whipped.
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Borat, Da Ali G Show
One time when me was high, me sold me car for like 24 chicken McNuggets.
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
So, if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot watching this, but mainly to the normal people, respek. West side.
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
American wine is like Kazahkstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine.
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Borat, Da Ali G Show
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Sacha Baron Cohen: English comedian and television personality, star of TV show Da Ali G Show. Born 1971.


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