Quotes of the Week - Nov 10, 2009:
"I wish they caught me six years ago, eight years ago." --
Bernie Madoff, jailed financier and Ponzi schemer, in newly released
interview with representatives of the US Securities and Exchange Commission.
"This is all happening because my father didn't buy me a train
set as a kid." --Warren Buffett, investor, on his company's $26
billion purchase of Burlington Northern Santa Fe railroad - its biggest
deal ever.
"I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears."
-- Rihanna, pop singer, on the unprecedented levels of media attention
she endured after she was assaulted by former boyfriend Chris Brown
in February.
Authors: Sacha Baron Cohen Quotes,
Famous Sacha Baron Cohen Quotes, Quotations, Sayings from Da Ali G
Show
Is it 'cos I is black? Sacha Baron Cohen As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
Is you on crack or somethin'? Sacha Baron Cohen As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on
inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat. Sacha Baron Cohen His alter ego Borat responds sarcastically
to legal threats over slurs on the Kazakh character, Da Ali
G Show
What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know
that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the
black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane,
the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home
grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo,
tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag,
Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other
terms for it? Sacha Baron Cohen As character Ali G, interviewing D.E.A.
officer, Da Ali G Show
Me want to work when me want to work. Most of the time me
want to just chill or whatever, or just hang with me beetches. Sacha Baron Cohen As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar
to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field
and then have a party. Sacha Baron Cohen As character Borat, Da Ali G Show
In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat
our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep
on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them
jump over fences while being whipped. Sacha Baron Cohen As character Borat, Da Ali G Show
One time when me was high, me sold me car for like 24 chicken
McNuggets. Sacha Baron Cohen As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
So, if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how
to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers,
lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot
watching this, but mainly to the normal people, respek. West
side. Sacha Baron Cohen As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
American wine is like Kazahkstani wine, but not made from
fermented horse urine. Sacha Baron Cohen As character Borat, Da Ali G Show
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