Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something
called relationships.
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show |
Very sorry to interrupt politic. Might I make a shit in your
house?
Sacha Baron Cohen
Character Borat, interrupting a conversation,
Da Ali G Show |
Yakshemash! In US of A, democracy is very different from Kazakhstan.
In America, woman *can* vote, but horse - *cannot*!
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Borat, Da Ali G Show |
Is Disneyland a part of the UN?
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show |
With men and women, does you think that men should marry only
one woman? Does you believe in mahogany?
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
|
I don't know if you know this, but dolphins ain't fish. They
is like us, they is mammaries.
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show |
Let's talk about some conspiracy things. Let's go back to
the grassy knoll. Who actually shot J.R.?
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show |
Borat is based actually on a guy I met in southern Russia.
I can't remember his name. He was a doctor. The moment I met
him I was totally crying. He was an hysterically funny guy.
Albeit, totally unintentionally.
Sacha Baron Cohen
Explaining where he got idea for Borat,
satirical Kazakhstani journalist character on Da Ali G Show |
Booyakasha!
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show |
Respek.
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show |
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