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Quotes of the Week - March 9, 2010:
"Young players, young boys, rich boys - this is the problem." -- Fabio Capello the England soccer football manager, says money is spoiling the game.

"I want you to know, Mrs Obama, that I'm your husband's No 1 fan. And not just because he's a black man. He's mixed. And I wouldn't really know what that looks like anyway." --Stevie Wonder greets Michelle Obama, wife of US president.

"I've only been with two men my entire life. I've never even come close to having a one-night stand." -- Actress Megan Fox says she is no man-eater.

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In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you hear a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.
Scott Adams

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
Scott Adams

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Scott Adams

One "oh shit" can erase a thousand attaboys.
Scott Adams

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
Scott Adams

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
Scott Adams

Technology: No Place for Wimps!
Scott Adams

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Scott Adams

The Dilbert Principle: The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage - Management.
Scott Adams

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.
Scott Adams

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Scott Adams - American cartoonist and creator of Dilbert. Born 1957.