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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me… -- Woody Allen
A little still she strove, and much repented, and whispering "I will ne'er… -- Lord Byron
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen… -- Joan Rivers
A man must hug, and dandle, and kistle, and play a hundred little tricks… -- Desiderius Erasmus
A man needs the sexual conquest to prove that he can still do… -- Princess Elizabeth of Yugoslavia
A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than… -- Oliver Wendell Holmes
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he… -- Anonymous
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times… -- Sanskrit Proverb
Alas! the love of women! it is known To be a lovely and a fearful thing… -- Lord Byron
All lovers swear more performance than they are able… -- William Shakespeare
All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my… -- Evelyn Waugh
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy, among women, intimacy… -- Barbara Cartland
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than… -- Aldous Huxley
Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell… -- L. M. Boyd
As a young man I used to have four supple members and one stiff one… -- Henri, duc d'Aumale
As I grow older and older And totter toward the tomb I find that I care less and… -- Dorothy L. Sayers
Bed is the poor man's opera... -- Italian Proverb
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night… -- Woody Allen
But be careful that you don't gallop ahead, leaving her behind. And make sure that she… -- Ovid
But did thee feel the earth move… -- Ernest Hemingway
Certain times I like sex. Like after a cigarette… -- Rodney Dangerfield
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never… -- Barbara Bush
Condoms should be marketed in 3 sizes, jumbo, colossal and super colossal… -- Barbara Seaman
Continental people have sex life; the English have hot-water bottles… -- George Mikes
Cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth...certainly greater… -- Harold Pinter.
Do not breed. Nothing gives less pleasure than childbearing. Pregnancies are… -- Marquis de Sade
Do not let too strong a light come into your bedroom. There are in a beauty a great many… -- Ovid
Do you not know how uncontrolled and unreliable the average human being… -- Sigmund Freud
Does it really matter what these affectionate people do - so long as they… -- Mrs. Patrick Campbell
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, drink and… -- William Shakespeare
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night… -- Rodney Dangerfield
Erection is chiefly caused by scuraum, eringoes, cresses, crymon… -- Aristotle's Masterpiece
Even if you gods, and all the goddesses too, should be looking on, yet would I be glad… -- Homer
Female: One of the opposing, or unfair sex… -- Ambrose Bierce
For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who… -- Isabel Allende
Give me chastity and continence - but not yet… -- Saint Augustine
God created sex. Priests created marriage… -- Voltaire
God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same… -- Robin Williams
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them… -- Jimmy DeMaret
Great food is like great sex - the more you have the more you want… -- Gael Greene
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better… -- Woody Allen
Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful… -- John Wayne
Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have no… -- Clark Gable
Here's to the perfect girl, I couldn't ask for more. She's deaf 'n dumb, oversexed… -- Anonymous
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common… -- Dorothy Parker
His finest hour lasted a minute and a half… -- Phyllis Diller
Home is heaven and orgies are vile But you need an orgy once in a while… -- Ogden Nash
Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened… -- Sam Austin
Human beings are not animals, and I do not want to see sex and sexual… -- Ronald Reagan
I am happy now that Charles calls on my bedchamber less frequently… -- Lady Alice Hillingdon
I am not against sex . . . I am here as a result of sex… -- Billy Graham
I am still of opinion that only two topics can be of the least interest to… -- William Butler Yeats
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that… -- Steve Martin
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on… -- Joan Rivers
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty… -- George Burns
I did have a relationship with Ms. Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact… -- Bill Clinton
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky… -- Bill Clinton
I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are… -- Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
I don't see much of Alfred since he got so interested in sex… -- Mrs. Alfred Kinsey
I don't think when I make love… -- Brigitte Bardot
I feel that nothing so casts down the manly mind from its height as the fondling… -- St. Augustine
I find the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students… -- Clark Kerr
I hate a woman who offers herself because she ought to do so, and, cold and dry, thinks... -- Ovid
I have always thought that candy is the sex of childhood. It's the thing you think… -- Fran Lebowitz
I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's… -- Woody Allen
I have never liked bargains when it came to sex… -- Hedy Lamarr
I have never liked sex. I do not think I ever will. It seems just the opposite of love… -- Marilyn Monroe
I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me… -- Tallulah Bankhead
I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay hand on… -- Dudley Moore
I know nothing about sex because I was always married… -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
I know the ways of women; they won't come when thou wilt, and when thou won't… -- Terence
I like men who have a future and women who have a past… -- Oscar Wilde
I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. "Please I'll only put it in for a… -- Beverly Mickins
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television… -- Gore Vidal
I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown… -- Bette Davis
I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my… -- James Joyce
I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital… -- J. Edgar Hoover
I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board… -- Woody Allen
I started out to be a sex fiend, but I couldn't pass the physical… -- Robert Mitchum
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics… -- Woody Allen
I think that making love is the best form of exercise… -- Cary Grant
I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn… -- Bette Midler
I used to think that the brain was the most powerful organ in the body. Then I… -- Emo Philips

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