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Quotes of the Week - March 9, 2010:
"Young players, young boys, rich boys - this is the problem." -- Fabio Capello the England soccer football manager, says money is spoiling the game.

"I want you to know, Mrs Obama, that I'm your husband's No 1 fan. And not just because he's a black man. He's mixed. And I wouldn't really know what that looks like anyway." --Stevie Wonder greets Michelle Obama, wife of US president.

"I've only been with two men my entire life. I've never even come close to having a one-night stand." -- Actress Megan Fox says she is no man-eater.

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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing… -- Johnny Carson
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've… -- Hunter S. Thompson
I'd rather have a cup of tea than go to bed with someone - any day… -- Boy George
If a woman seeks education it is probably because her sexual… -- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate… -- Carrie Snow
If it moves, fondle it - except porcupines, ball lightning, and policemen… -- Anonymous
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all… -- Rodney Dangerfield
If Kinsey is right, I have only done what comes naturally, what the average American… -- Mae West
If our elaborate and dominating bodies are given us to be denied at every turn… -- Cyril Connolly
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on… -- Bette Midler
If the devil were to offer me a resurgence of what is commonly called virility, I'd decline… -- Bunuel
If you aren't going all the way, why go at all… -- Joe Namath
If your life at night is good, you think you have everything… -- Euripides
I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands… -- Dudley Moore
I'm at an age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've… -- Rodney Dangerfield
I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least, Miss Right Now… -- Robin Williams
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own… -- Woody Allen
I'm young and healthy, and you've got charms; It would really be a sin… -- Harry Warren, 42nd Street
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact… -- Marlene Dietrich
In Europe men and women have intercourse because they love each other. In… -- Paul Gauguin
In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind… -- Nora Ephron
In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily… -- Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand
In the sex-war thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the… -- Cyril Connolly
Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance… -- William Shakespeare
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right… -- Woody Allen
It [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing… -- Woody Allen
It is better to be looked over than overlooked… -- Mae West
It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half… --Winston Churchill
It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover… -- Marge Piercy
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married… -- Matt Barry
It's so tiring to make love to women, it takes forever. I'm too lazy to be a lesbian… -- Camille Paglia
I've been too fucking busy. And vice versa… -- Dorothy Parker
I've oft been told by learned friars, That wishing and the crime are one… -- Thomas Moore
I've slept only with men I've been married to. How many women can make… -- Elizabeth Taylor
John Thomas says goodnight to Lady Jane, a little droopingly… -- D. H. Lawrence
Judgment of beauty can err, what with the wine and the dark… -- Ovid
Let those who know not what temptation is, let those who have walked as we… -- Oscar Wilde
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent… -- R. D. Laing
Love causes more pain than pleasure. Pleasure is only illusory… -- Karl von Hartmann
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics… -- Anonymous
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some… -- Woody Allen
Love without sex is still the most efficient form of hell known to man… -- Peter Porter
Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with… -- Dudley Moore
Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud… -- Matt Groening
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth… -- Thomas S. Szasz
Men and women will retain their sex in heaven… -- Pope John Paul II
Men and women, women and men. It will never work… -- Erica Jong
Men get laid, but women get screwed… -- Quentin Crisp
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses… -- Dorothy Parker
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex: you thought of nothing else if you… -- James Baldwin
Much of our highly valued cultural heritage has been acquired at the cost… -- Sigmund Freud
Murder is a crime. Writing about it isn't. Sex is not a crime, but writing about it is… -- Larry Flynt
My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading… -- Emo Philips
My grandmother has a bumper sticker on her car that says, 'Sexy Senior Citizen… -- Andy Rooney
My reaction to porno films is as follows; After the first ten minutes, I want to… -- Erica Jong
My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and… -- Ruby Wax
Niagara Falls is the bride's second great disappointment… -- Oscar Wilde
No sex is better than bad sex… -- Germaine Greer
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing… -- Henry A. Kissinger
Nuptial love maketh mankind; friendly love perfecteth it; but wanton love… -- Francis Bacon
Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest… -- Anatole France
Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has… -- Mark Twain
Oh, moment of sweet peril, perilous sweet! When woman joins herself to man… -- Owen Meredith
One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other… -- Jane Austin
One should never be sexually involved with anyone one genuinely cares for… -- Mary Gordon
Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in… -- Katherine Whitehorn
Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants… -- Andy Rooney
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex… -- Karl Marx
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still… -- Anonymous
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading… -- Arthur C. Clarke
Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings… -- Susan Sontag
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast… -- Woody Allen
Rio is not a sexy town; it is a copulating town . . . Going to bed with women is… -- George Mikes
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it… -- Woody Allen
Sex and beauty are inseparable, like life and consciousness. And the… -- D. H. Lawrence
Sex and drugs and rock and roll Is all my brain and body need… -- Ian Dury
Sex and sleep alone make me conscious that I am mortal… -- Alexander the Great
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think… -- Sophia Loren
Sex appeal is the keynote of our civilization… -- Henri Bergson
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope… -- George Burns
Sex at the age of eighty-four is a wonderful experience. Especially the one in… -- Milton Berle
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get… -- Woody Allen
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids… -- Bill Cosby

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