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Topic: Sex Quotes - Quotations about Sex
Sex Quotes 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6
I think that making love is the best form of exercise.
Cary Grant

I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close - a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.
Bette Midler

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
Emo Phillips

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
Johnny Carson

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson

I'd rather have a cup of tea than go to bed with someone - any day.
Boy George

If a woman seeks education it is probably because her sexual apparatus is malfunctioning.
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.
Carrie Snow

If it moves, fondle it - except porcupines, ball lightning, and policemen.
Author Unknown

If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.
Rodney Dangerfield

If Kinsey is right, I have only done what comes naturally, what the average American does secretly, drenching himself in guilt fixations and phobias because of his sense of sinning. I have never felt myself a sinner or committed what I would call a sin.
Mae West

If our elaborate and dominating bodies are given us to be denied at every turn, if our nature is always wrong and wicked, how ineffectual we are - like fishes not meant to swim.
Cyril Connolly

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it.
Bette Midler

If the devil were to offer me a resurgence of what is commonly called virility, I'd decline. 'Just keep my liver and lungs in good working order,' I'd reply, 'so I can go on drinking and smoking'.
Bunuel

If you aren't going all the way, why go at all.
Joe Namath

If your life at night is good, you think you have everything.
Euripides

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
Dudley Moore

I'm at an age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Rodney Dangerfield

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least, Miss Right Now.
Robin Williams

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Woody Allen

I'm young and healthy, and you've got charms; It would really be a sin not to have you in my arms; I'm young and healthy, and so are you; When the moon is in the sky, tell me what am I to do? If I could hate you, I'd keep away; But that ain't my nature, I'm full of vitamin A! I'm young and healthy, so let's be bold; In a year or two or three maybe we will be too old.
Harry Warren, 42nd Street

In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
Marlene Dietrich

In Europe men and women have intercourse because they love each other. In the South Seas they love each other because they have had intercourse. Who is right.
Paul Gauguin

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.
Nora Ephron

In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.
Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand

In the sex-war thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female.
Cyril Connolly

Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance.
William Shakespeare, Henry IV

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Woody Allen

It [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
Woody Allen

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Mae West

It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it… --Winston Churchill
It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.
Marge Piercy

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Matt Barry

It's so tiring to make love to women, it takes forever. I'm too lazy to be a lesbian.
Camille Paglia

I've been too fucking busy. And vice versa.
Dorothy Parker

I've oft been told by learned friars,
That wishing and the crime are one,
And Heaven punishes desires
As much as if the deed were done.
If wishing damns us, you and I
Are damned to all our heart's content;
Come then, at least we may enjoy
Some pleasure for our punishment.
Thomas Moore

I've slept only with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim.
Elizabeth Taylor

John Thomas says goodnight to Lady Jane, a little droopingly, but with a hopeful heart.
D. H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterley's Lover

Judgment of beauty can err, what with the wine and the dark.
Ovid

Let those who know not what temptation is, let those who have walked as we have done, in the red fire of passion, those who's lives are dull and colorless, in a word let those, if any such there be, who have not loved, cast stones against you.
Oscar Wilde

Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
R. D. Laing

Love causes more pain than pleasure. Pleasure is only illusory. Reason would command us to avoid love, if it were not for the fatal sexual impulse - therefore it were best to be castrated.
Karl von Hartmann
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