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"Young players, young boys, rich boys - this is the problem." -- Fabio Capello the England soccer football manager, says money is spoiling the game.

"I want you to know, Mrs Obama, that I'm your husband's No 1 fan. And not just because he's a black man. He's mixed. And I wouldn't really know what that looks like anyway." --Stevie Wonder greets Michelle Obama, wife of US president.

"I've only been with two men my entire life. I've never even come close to having a one-night stand." -- Actress Megan Fox says she is no man-eater.

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There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress.

No, he's pretty dumb. He's in all the same special classes I am.

Dad, thanks to TV,' I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem. Ha, ha, ha! What're we laughing about?

What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!

What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them - as is my understanding.

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

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The Simpsons : TV show created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954.