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by Author: Bart Simpson - Funny Quotes of Bart Simpson |
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There's
no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to
scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson. |
Christmas
is a time when people of all religions come together to worship
Jesus Christ. |
Oh
my God, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican. |
I
can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber
spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea note for
later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress. |
No,
he's pretty dumb. He's in all the same special classes I am.
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Dad,
thanks to TV,' I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago.
No, really, it's a serious problem. Ha, ha, ha! What're we laughing
about? |
What's
Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying
to jump over, but he can't quite make it. |
I
don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed
it, and I don't know why I'll do it again! |
What
a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees
are trying to have sex with them - as is my understanding. |
Remember,
you can always find East by staring directly at the sun. |
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The
Simpsons : TV show created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born
1954. |
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Too much of a good thing
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