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Quotes of the Week - March 9, 2010:
"Young players, young boys, rich boys - this is the problem." -- Fabio Capello the England soccer football manager, says money is spoiling the game.

"I want you to know, Mrs Obama, that I'm your husband's No 1 fan. And not just because he's a black man. He's mixed. And I wouldn't really know what that looks like anyway." --Stevie Wonder greets Michelle Obama, wife of US president.

"I've only been with two men my entire life. I've never even come close to having a one-night stand." -- Actress Megan Fox says she is no man-eater.

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Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Homer Simpson

'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
Homer Simpson

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
Homer Simpson

Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.
Homer Simpson

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
Homer Simpson

I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!
Homer Simpson

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.
Homer Simpson

Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Homer Simpson

Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
Homer Simpson

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.
Homer Simpson

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Homer Simpson: Character from The Simpsons TV show, created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954.