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by Author: Lisa Simpson - Funny Quotes of Lisa Simpson
romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark
and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
naive to think you can change a person--except maybe that boy
who works in the library.
has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese
food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!
not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad.
We watch an appalling amount of TV.
is it all right to take things from people you don't like?
Simpsons : TV show created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born
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