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Quotes by Author: Lisa Simpson - Funny Quotes of Lisa Simpson
Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
It's naive to think you can change a person--except maybe that boy who works in the library.
Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!
It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV.
Dad, is it all right to take things from people you don't like?
The Simpsons : TV show created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954.


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