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Authors: South Park Quotes, Quotations, Sayings from animated TV series by Matt Stone and Trey Parker

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Eric Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
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Mr Garrison (on women's period): I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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Eric Cartman: Respect My Authority!
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Stan: Oh, my God! They killed Kenny.
Kyle: You bastards.
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Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.
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Eric Cartman: Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!
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Eric Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
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Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina!
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Eric Cartman: How 'bout we sing, 'Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch' in D Minor.
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Eric Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
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South Park: Award-winning animated American television show created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker.