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Authors: South Park Quotes, Quotations, Sayings from animated TV series by Matt Stone and Trey Parker

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Kyle: Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine.
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Kyle: The fat bitch won't let us.
Bus Driver: What did you say!?
Kyle: I said rabbits eat lettuce.
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Sportscaster Frank: I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant!
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Sportscaster Frank: I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938!
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Uncle Jimbo: Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way!
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Mr Garrison: Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people.
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Eric Cartman: I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about 'protectin' the earth' and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!
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Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.
Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?
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Eric Cartman: Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
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Teacher: Kyle, concentrate!!!
Cartman: Maybe he should be sent to a concentration camp.
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South Park: Award-winning animated American television show created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker.