Cartman: Mom--Kitty is being a dildo.
Mrs. Cartman: Well, I know a little kitty who is sleeping with
Mommy tonight.
South Park |
Kyle: Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the goddamn' baby.
South Park |
Terrance: I have good news and bad news for you. The good
news is that you're perfectly healthy. The bad news is that
you have cancer.
South Park |
Stan's Mom: Stan, what did I tell you about watching the Osbournes?
It's going to make you retarded!
South Park |
Cartman (on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids
in Afghanistan): It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay
here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
South Park |
Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny.
Uncle Jimbo: No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger.
Cartman: Yeah, hippie. Go back to Woodstock if you don't want
to shoot anything.
South Park |
Other Mom: Can Eric spend the night?
Mrs. Cartman: No, I'm sorry, Eric is grounded for trying to
exterminate the Jews last week.
South Park |
Mr. Garrison: No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry.
There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.
South Park |
Mr. Garrison: Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL. Evil
right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like
yours or mine, but rather--a thick, vomitous oil that oozes
through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains;
which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent
behavior. Do you understand?
South Park |
Eric Cartman: Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a
cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!
South Park |
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