Here's to a long life and a merry one A quick death and an easy one A pretty girl and an honest one A cold beer and another one! Irish Saying
May the Good Lord take a liking to you...but not too soon! Irish Blessing
May you be in Heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you're dead. Irish Blessing
May you live all the days of your life. Jonathan Swift
May you live as long as you want, And never want as long as you live. Irish Blessing
Sliocht sleachta ar shliocht bhur sleachta -- May your children's children have children. Irish Blessing
May your neighbors respect you, Troubles neglect you, The angels protect you, And Heaven accept you. Irish Blessing
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. Alex Levine
St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time - a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summer's magic. Adrienne Cook
Slainte go saol agat, Bean ar do mhian agat. Leanbh gach blian agat, Is solas na bhflaitheas tar eis an tsail seo agat. -- Health for life to you, A wife of your choice to you, A child every year to you, And the light of heaven after this world for you. Irish Toast
C'mon, Moe. It's been St. Patrick's day for hours now and I'm not drunk yet! Homer Simpson
If you're enough lucky to be Irish...You're lucky enough! Irish Saying
Go n-eiri an bothar leat. Go raibh coir na gaoithe i gconai leat. Go dtaitni an ghrian go bog blath ar do chlar eadain, Go dtite an bhaisteach go bog min ar do ghoirt. Agus go gcasfar le cheile sinn aris, Go gcoinni Dia i mbois a laimhe thu. -- May the road rise to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face. And rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the hollow of His hand. Irish Blessing
There are many good reasons for drinking, One has just entered my head. If a man doesn't drink when he's living, How in the hell can he drink when he's dead? Irish Toast
May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you. Irish Blessing
Saint Patrick was a gentleman, he came of decent people In Dublin town he built a church and on it put a steeple. His father was a Gallagher, his mother was a Brady His aunt was an O'Shaughnessy and his uncle was a Grady. So success attend St. Patrick's fist, he was a saint so clever, He gave the snakes and toads a twist, and banished them for ever! Zozimus (Michael Moran)
There are only two kinds of people in the world, the Irish and those who wish they were. Irish Saying
Health and a long life to you. Land without rent to you. A child every year to you. And if you can't go to heaven, May you at least die in Ireland. Irish Toast
When Irish eyes are smiling, sure 'tis like a morn in spring. In the lilt of Irish laughter you can hear the angels sing, When Irish hearts are happy all the world seems bright and gay, And when Irish eyes are smiling, sure, they steal your heart away. Chaucey Olcott and George Graff, Jr., When Irish Eyes Are Smiling
May you die in bed at ninety-five years, shot by a jealous husband (or wife). Irish Saying
St. Patrick - one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish. Charles M. Madigan
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. Irish Saying
When St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland, they swam to New York and joined the police force. Eugene O'Neill
That's the Irish all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing and a serious thing as a joke. Sean O'Casey