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How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
W. C. Fields

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W. C. Fields

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
W. C. Fields

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. Fields

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields

I drink therefore I am.
W. C. Fields

I exercise extreme self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
W. C. Fields

I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible . . . for loopholes.
W. C. Fields

I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama.
W. C. Fields

I like children - fried.
W. C. Fields

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W. C. Fields - American humorist. Born 1880. Died 1946.