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Quotes of the Week - March 9, 2010:
"Young players, young boys, rich boys - this is the problem." -- Fabio Capello the England soccer football manager, says money is spoiling the game.

"I want you to know, Mrs Obama, that I'm your husband's No 1 fan. And not just because he's a black man. He's mixed. And I wouldn't really know what that looks like anyway." --Stevie Wonder greets Michelle Obama, wife of US president.

"I've only been with two men my entire life. I've never even come close to having a one-night stand." -- Actress Megan Fox says she is no man-eater.

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I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers.
Woody Allen
Sleeper

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's so hard to find your way around Chinatown.
Woody Allen

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen

If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
Woody Allen

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
Woody Allen

More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Woody Allen

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
Woody Allen

94.5% of all statistics are made up.
Woody Allen

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Woody Allen

Why ruin a good story with the truth?
Woody Allen

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Woody Allen: American movie director, writer, actor. Born 1935.