I really can’t complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can’t get paid to be smart. – Aaron Allston
Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way. – Aaron Allston
The principle of Sturgeon’s Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap. – Aaron Allston
The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else. – Aaron Allston
Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone’s satisfaction. – Aaron Allston
