Despite the pressure and fame, Naomi hasn’t changed at all, and has remained a total bitch. – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno. In interview with The Sunday Times Style magazine.
The rise of club music, the fall of apartheid – a coincidence or not? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show.
Liza Minnelli, do you wish her a benign tumor or a malignant tumor? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show.
Can I give you guys a word of advice? Lose the beards, because your King Osama looks like a kind of dirty wizard…or a homeless Santa. – Sacha Baron Cohen As Bruno, in Bruno movie. During interview with Ayman Abu Aita, who ordered Cohen to “get out now”. The al-Aqsa Martyrs’ Brigades in West Bank later threatened Cohen with retaliation over his Bruno depiction.
I have a lot in common with Princess Diana. We’re both caring, sensitive and bulimic. – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno. In interview with The Sunday Times Style magazine.
Do you think if you changed the Bible stories maybe you would get people more easily to relate to them? Instead of the fish story you did it about Sushi, or instead of giving out bread you did something which had a no-carb alternative or something without gluton. – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show. Interview with Christian rock festival musician.
How do you defend yourself against the man with two dildos? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Bruno movie. Interview with martial arts master.
CHINESE. Zere’s like over 500 billion of zem, yet zey don’t have one single model amongst them – vy is zat? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Marie Claire magazine.
Mein plan was to become the biggest gay movie star since Schwarzenegger. – Sacha Baron Cohen As Bruno, in Bruno movie.
You’ve had 9/11 where you’ve had a massive attack on America and then you have this. It’s like a mini-9/11. – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show. About movie producer Peter Jackson’s outfit at Oscars, prompting one of his guests to call Jackson a “fashion terrorist”.
How do you deal with that awkward situation of somebody in a wheelchair coming and you want to push them away but you don’t want to create a scene? How do you turn them away? Do you ignore them or wheel them away? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show. Interview with Miami club owner.
I think I may be becoming a little bit gay. – Sacha Baron Cohen As gay reporter Bruno, Da Ali G Show. To Pastor Quinn, the ‘Gay Converter’ HQ.
What is your biggest gun? Do you need to use lubrication with that gun? How far can you put that up the poopenschafte before it’s dangerous? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show. To a gun nut.
So if I were to give you a lap dance right here and now are you telling me you wouldn’t be turned on? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show. To Pastor Quinn, the ‘Gay Converter’ HQ.
AUSTRIA. Ze most amazing place in Europe. Ve’re all proud of our country und are raised to try und achieve ze Austrian dream – find a job, get a dungeon und raise a family in it. – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Marie Claire magazine.
BULIMIA. Still to me ze number one eating disorder if you want a great body. Ich vas in fact ze first Austrian to have bulimia, it vas 1987 – three years before Diana. No big deal votever. – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Marie Claire magazine.
NAOMI. She’s amazing – 20 years in ze business und all ze pressure und fame hasn’t changed her a bit – she’s remained a total bitch. – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Marie Claire magazine.
So hypothetically according to you I can admire a mans penis in the shower but the moment I put it in my mouth some sort of line has been crossed? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show. To Pastor Quinn, the ‘Gay Converter’ HQ.
Is the Real Slim Shady about to stand up? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno. Shouted this to Eminem as rapper left 2009 MTV Movie Awards. This was after prank in which Bruno was lowered onto Eminem, landing in Eminem’s lap with his rear end in rapper’s face.
Look at the evil people in the world, Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Stalin, what do they all have in common? Moustaches! – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show. Interview with hairstylist Jonathan Antin.
Are you allowed to date other members of the team or do you have to wait until the season is over? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show. Interview with NFL star and former University of Alabama football player, Shaud Williams.
Vassup! Being gay is the new coolest thing, so that’s why I’ve come to the gayest part of America – Alabama! – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show.
After I am converted could I choose to spend my life with a chic with a dick? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show. To Pastor Quinn, the ‘Gay Converter’ HQ.
So talking about the messiah Jesus, what kind of makeover would you give him? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show. To Hollywood fashion stylist.
A lot of the style gurus in Austria are saying like Osama Bin Laden is thee best dressed guy, do you think so? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show. Interviewing Roger Padhilla during New York fashion week. Padhilla’s reply: “I think he’s cool. I don’t know if he’s the best dressed guy, but he’s definitely very fashionable.”
When will you Jews return the pyramids? Why can’t Jews and Hindus get along? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno. To former Israeli Mossad agent and a Palestinian academic, in spoof interview in Jerusalem.
Vy do zey give out Nobel Prizes for physics, medicine und svimming, but not for fashion? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Marie Claire magazine.
Is this Christian rock gay at all? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, interview with Christian rock festival musician.
Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Da Ali G Show. Interviewing Roger Padhilla during New York fashion week. Padhilla agrees with him, saying “I think so.”
So…if someone is nice to you, you know that they are homosexual? – Sacha Baron Cohen Bruno, Bruno movie.
