Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It’s kinda like being the guy on a date. – Caroline Rhea
Don’t compare yourself with someone else’s version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories. – Caroline Rhea
I always like to think I’m having a dinner party, and I’m the host, and the audience are my guests. – Caroline Rhea
I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester – I got gestational diabetes because I’d been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest. – Caroline Rhea
Hello? Three words: Benicio Del Toro, which, incidentally, is Spanish for ‘he wants me.’ It is just ridiculous how hot he is. I feel the same way about Benicio as I did when I was a kid lusting after David Cassidy. – Caroline Rhea
I guess I feel like somebody flipped a switch, and the whole world is in Technicolor now. – Caroline Rhea
Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they’re home. I’m that way at Saks. – Caroline Rhea
I’m very impressed by St. Patrick’s. Another deity to me is definitely Saks Fifth Avenue. Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they’re home. I’m that way at Saks. – Caroline Rhea
I’d like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I’m like a teenager. I’d have ‘Teen Beat’ if I could, for grown-ups. – Caroline Rhea
As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain. – Caroline Rhea
My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I’m not a braggy mother but she is gifted – with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach. – Caroline Rhea
Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, ‘Do not sing one song from Grease.’ That’s all I was telling my brain at all times: ‘Do not sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don’t do it.’ – Caroline Rhea
I always wanted to film ‘Biggest Loser’ in Hawaii. We could call it, ‘Come on I wanna weigh you.’ – Caroline Rhea
It’s so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about. – Caroline Rhea
