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Carrot Top Quotes

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

– Carrot Top

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

– Carrot Top

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it’s orange and it’s big.

– Carrot Top

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

– Carrot Top

It’s our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

– Carrot Top

I don’t want to be known just as ‘Carrot Top.’ I don’t always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

– Carrot Top

I always make fun of KISS because I don’t particularly think their music is anything.

– Carrot Top

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

– Carrot Top

I’ve always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I’d have to get it all together, but I’d like to go on ‘The Tonight Show’ and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.

– Carrot Top

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I’d go back to school for the week.

– Carrot Top

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

– Carrot Top

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.

– Carrot Top

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that’s probably my biggest vice.

– Carrot Top

I’ve got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It’s love-hate; it’s sexy, but not sexy. So it’s either you get it or you don’t.

– Carrot Top

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

– Carrot Top

I’ve experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn’t do very well. And there are times when something I don’t think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

– Carrot Top

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can’t cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

– Carrot Top

Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, ‘No, because I’m afraid it wouldn’t look good and wouldn’t come back curly.’

– Carrot Top

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

– Carrot Top

I have a home in Orlando. That’s kind of my default ‘getaway’ city.

– Carrot Top

It’s weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

– Carrot Top

I think, over the years, I’ve kind of evolved.

– Carrot Top

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

– Carrot Top

I think it’s important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show.

– Carrot Top

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn’t very funny.

– Carrot Top

I’d love to be animated. I’ve always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

– Carrot Top