I don’t think of myself as giving interviews. I just have conversations. That gets me in trouble. – Charles Barkley
My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character. – Charles Barkley
Somebody hits me, I’m going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn’t eaten in a while. – Charles Barkley
You know it’s going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black. – Charles Barkley
I never would say a player stinks. Ever. I’ll tell you their team stinks, and first of all, they know their team stinks. And the fans know their team stinks. – Charles Barkley
I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five. – Charles Barkley
If I weren’t earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming. – Charles Barkley
Just because you say something doesn’t make it controversial, and it doesn’t make you a bad person. – Charles Barkley
My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, ‘Hey, I’m rich’. – Charles Barkley
I’m not a role model… Just because I dunk a basketball doesn’t mean I should raise your kids. – Charles Barkley
These are my new shoes. They’re good shoes. They won’t make you rich like me, they won’t make you rebound like me, they definitely won’t make you handsome like me. They’ll only make you have shoes like me. That’s it. – Charles Barkley
Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny. – Charles Barkley
I know I’m never as good or bad as one single performance. I’ve never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I’ve always been able to leave the game at the arena. – Charles Barkley
One thing about being famous is the people around you, you pay all their bills so they very rarely disagree with you because they want you to pick up the check. – Charles Barkley
I don’t know what that gas is made of, but it can’t smell any worse than Ernie Johnson ‘s gym bag. – Charles Barkley
This place? Nothing positive. OK, I want to say something positive. It’s positively a dump. – Charles Barkley
