I know you’ve been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvellous. It must be very inexpensive. – Charles Stuart Calverley
I cannot sing the old songs now! It is not that I deem them low, ‘Tis that I can’t remember how They go. – Charles Stuart Calverley
Read not Milton, for he is dry; nor Shakespeare, for he wrote of common life. – Charles Stuart Calverley
