Stand-up was my entree into the entertainment world. I didn’t have to act out somebody else’s words. I could just stand there with a microphone, and nobody would interrupt me. It’s the most narcissistic thing you could probably do. – Chelsea Handler
As the youngest of six kids, I grew up spending summers on Martha’s Vineyard, and I was always topless. All the pictures are of me in jean shorts, no shirt – with my brothers, playing football. – Chelsea Handler
I like to celebrate my life. I have a life that I’m really lucky to have, and so I want to make sure every minute counts and that I go on great vacations and I share my memories with people that I love and that will make me laugh and lalalalalala. – Chelsea Handler
Once I turned 40, my whole life changed in the most mature – not boring way but much cooler way. I feel much more like an adult. – Chelsea Handler
The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you’re talking about Britney Spears over and over, it’s very hard to keep that interesting. – Chelsea Handler
Everywhere I go, people ask me about Jennifer Aniston’s wedding. Everywhere I go. I always say to her, I’m like, ‘Being friends with you is a burden. You think it’s hard to be friends with me?’ – Chelsea Handler
When you interview celebrities, they’re so guarded so many times, they can’t reveal anything. – Chelsea Handler
I don’t pretend to be a great interviewer; I don’t even pretend to be good at my job. – Chelsea Handler
The next step for me is not ‘The Tonight Show.’ That’s a job for Jimmy Fallon. I’m way too divisive for a show like that. – Chelsea Handler
I don’t think I’m a good host. I’m not a good host. I’m terrible at hosting. That’s my problem. – Chelsea Handler
I’m actually a big fan of Kathy Griffin because I think she’s really funny. I think she’s really self-deprecating, which is something I like to see in a comedian. I think those are really the best comedians: people who can make fun of themselves. – Chelsea Handler
That’s my biggest struggle, is maintaining a personal romantic relationship. It takes a lot of effort. – Chelsea Handler
I never considered myself a supermodel or anything like that. I mean, I don’t think I’m ugly. I have good days and bad days, and I like when I’m fit and lean and all of those things that any woman likes, but it’s not the eye of the hurricane for me. – Chelsea Handler
