She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short. – Clive James
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it’s in Hamburger Technology. – Clive James
Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire. – Clive James
Anyone afraid of what he thinks television does to the world is probably just afraid of the world. – Clive James
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. – Clive James
