Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed. – Craig Bruce
I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. ‘Please don’t take away our precious Soviet Union! – We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!’ – Craig Bruce
The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don’t. – Craig Bruce
It’s funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists’ goals. – Craig Bruce
Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn’t bother fighting it. – Craig Bruce
Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat. – Craig Bruce
Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy! – Craig Bruce
Live every day as if it is your last, and you’ll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be. – Craig Bruce
