I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper. – Damon Runyon
You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year. – Damon Runyon
Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you. – Damon Runyon
The race may not always be to the swift nor the victory to the strong, but that’s how you bet. – Damon Runyon
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that’s the way to bet. – Damon Runyon
