Everyone knows that there are more people watching any given show than is being registered by the Nielsen system. – Dan Harmon
I don’t really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I’ve always wanted to make people happy. – Dan Harmon
I care very much what the fans think. I’m starting to loosen my grip on caring about what critics say, because I think that critics care about what fans think of them, too, so there’s a little bit of a refraction there, through that glass. – Dan Harmon
My passion for ‘Star Trek’ is actually rooted in my love of television and the art of franchise and a premise designed to stick people together that have to figure out what to do. – Dan Harmon
Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don’t get beaten up, you’re invited to parties, and everybody likes you. – Dan Harmon
I’m from Wisconsin so I always feel a little nauseous about begging and trying to trick people into liking me. – Dan Harmon
I feel like my life has always been the ‘Hey Look at Me Show.’ I’m not apologetic about that. – Dan Harmon
When you watch the sitcoms that were the big hits when I was growing up, TV was still just TV. It was allowed to just be TV. There were three channels that were competing for the whole family and you couldn’t take your business elsewhere. – Dan Harmon
I’ve never done well when I’ve been appreciated. I’ve done best when I’m targeted for death. – Dan Harmon
Eight o’clock is hard no matter what network you’re on because people have to make a decision to sit down and start watching TV. Every other time slot is a time slot that happens after someone’s watching something else. – Dan Harmon
The public’s perception of your show is what it is, and you don’t get to complain how people perceive your show or talk about it. – Dan Harmon
If your ratings are high and there’s money being made, you’re allowed to be a perfectionist in television. – Dan Harmon
People often ask me about what constitutes a nerd-friendly show – like, does it have to have sci-fi elements? But I think it’s just a show that satisfies the secret craving we all have to be obsessed with something and not feel at all stupid about it. – Dan Harmon
I wish that television would stop selling our hatred of ourselves, and start seducing us with our love of ourselves. – Dan Harmon
I love ’30 Rock.’ It’s one of my favorite shows. It’s certainly the gold standard of comedy writing. – Dan Harmon
I am a collaborator with everyone who agrees that I need to be in control. I happily collaborate with my loyalists. – Dan Harmon
I don’t think it’s going to be possible for the next generation of writers to tell stories without telling stories about telling stories. – Dan Harmon
I am absolutely and inherently self-destructive in that I am always making sure I’m doing what I want to do. – Dan Harmon
The concept of doing holiday episodes is a huge part of what’s fantastic about doing TV. And viewers agree; you see the numbers going up for holiday episodes. – Dan Harmon
