Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They’d all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label. – Drew Carey
But sports photography isn’t something you just pick up overnight. You can’t do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do. – Drew Carey
TV is easier: it’s all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. – Drew Carey
I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas. – Drew Carey
Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event. – Drew Carey
I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people’s albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. – Drew Carey
People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren’t doing better than they are. – Drew Carey
The Marines was a fresh start – that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name. – Drew Carey
Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there’s always some trouble – you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face. – Drew Carey
I’ve always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them. – Drew Carey
The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don’t feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don’t have energy for anything. It’s horrible. – Drew Carey
My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don’t interrupt my meals. – Drew Carey
I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it’s been a lot of fun. – Drew Carey
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with. – Drew Carey
‘Green Screen’ was a total experiment. I’m glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going. – Drew Carey
There’s nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it’s going really well. I can see everybody’s face practically in the whole room. There’s no cameras in the way, and it’s just me. – Drew Carey
When the show’s in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off. – Drew Carey
The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time. – Drew Carey
