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Drew Carey Quotes

I do get the comics online I guess but it’s such a pain. I’d rather just get them in the paper and read them.

– Drew Carey

I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I’d go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys.

– Drew Carey

I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of TV shows. People don’t want to hear from me.

– Drew Carey

The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it’s my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men’s national team around when they play whenever I can.

– Drew Carey

I don’t know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from ‘The Price Is Right’ and ‘The Drew Carey Show,’ then you might be a little bit shocked. I’m a little dirty and a little opinionated but all in fun.

– Drew Carey

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything.

– Drew Carey

I just try to get people to laugh – I’m not trying to change the world or anything.

– Drew Carey

I’ve got to say that I don’t see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don’t want to come across like that. I’d be embarrassed if that was the way I came across.

– Drew Carey

There’s a game called Checkout where there’s grocery items and it’s how much you think the manufacturer’s suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don’t think I could ever win that game.

– Drew Carey

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

– Drew Carey

I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I’ll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.

– Drew Carey

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There’s regular people there.

– Drew Carey

I’m a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

– Drew Carey

I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on ‘The Tonight Show.’

– Drew Carey

George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that’s what I’m trying to do.

– Drew Carey

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

– Drew Carey

I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me?’

– Drew Carey

I don’t care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

– Drew Carey

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