There are a lot of girls that will try to hook up with you, then try to have your kid because they figure they’re going to get all this money from you. – Dustin Diamond
The sword was a very elegant weapon in the days of the samurai. You had honor and chivalry much like the knights, and yet it was a gruesome and horrific weapon. – Dustin Diamond
I really pay attention to the bass in the music I listen to, and that’s what I tend to write toward. – Dustin Diamond
We don’t know what we’re writing until it just comes out. We don’t sit around crunching numbers. – Dustin Diamond
I don’t think you can ever make enough to be set for life. Well, I guess there are limits. In the billions, I guess. – Dustin Diamond
If we could sell 100,000 units every album, that would rock. We’d have a big cult following, we’d have a built-in fanbase so we could pretty much play anywhere, people would show up and rock out. – Dustin Diamond
All these child stars grow up and they’re knockin’ over banks and getting prostitutes. I’m, like, one of the only people I know that has managed to dodge all of that negative crap. – Dustin Diamond
I’m a shepherd, not a sheep, and I’ve always prided myself on being a leader and not a follower. – Dustin Diamond
You’ve got Corey Feldman doing his thing, and the problem is, they’re trying to be pop stars. You can’t compare Salty to any of the other actors out there playing music. – Dustin Diamond
You see people who are 19 or 20 years old and they don’t even know who The Who is. It’s like, where have you been? Justin Timberlake? C’mon. Where are the roots? – Dustin Diamond
If I ever went, I’d want to go peacefully in my sleep. I wouldn’t want to plan my own death. – Dustin Diamond
Sorry dude, but we’re in a boxing match and you went against your word and tried to make me look weak and stupid in front of 17 million people. That’s just not gonna happen. – Dustin Diamond
I’ve been in this business so long, it just doesn’t faze me. I know what’s going to happen before it happens. – Dustin Diamond
I don’t expect that we’re going to become the biggest craze. If it happened, I’d be really shocked. I think people will dig it, but there will be a sea of people who just don’t get it. – Dustin Diamond
I’m the guy who will eat something that looks nice when I’m out, but when I take it home in a doggie bag, it’ll sit in the back of my refrigerator until it starts to move. – Dustin Diamond
