Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. – Earl Wilson
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty. – Earl Wilson
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air. – Earl Wilson
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn’t be done. – Earl Wilson
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. – Earl Wilson
Always remember, money isn’t everything – but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. – Earl Wilson
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money. – Earl Wilson
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt. – Earl Wilson
You may not be able to read a doctor’s handwriting and prescription, but you’ll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. – Earl Wilson
Isn’t it a shame that future generations can’t be here to see all the wonderful things we’re doing with their money? – Earl Wilson
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. – Earl Wilson
