There have been people who have tried to take advantage of me. They want to be linked to me just because I’m Ethel Merman. – Ethel Merman
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own. – Ethel Merman
If I feel in need of sleep, I just open a book or turn on the television. Both are better than any sleeping pill. – Ethel Merman
At one time I smoked, but in 1959 I couldn’t think of anything else to give up for Lent so I stopped – and I haven’t had a cigarette since. – Ethel Merman
There’s such a thing as theater discipline. One player doesn’t appropriate another’s inventions. – Ethel Merman
I wasn’t straining at the bit to become a movie star any more than I had plotted to get out of vaudeville and into Broadway musicals. – Ethel Merman
Legend has it that when God created me, he gave me a big distinctive voice, a lot of boldness and no heart. – Ethel Merman
I don’t like to read. The only things I read are gossip columns. If someone gives me a book, it had better have lots of pictures. – Ethel Merman
When you are in deep conflict about something, sometimes the most trivial thing can tip the scales. – Ethel Merman
I’ll pat myself on the back and admit I have talent. Beyond that, I just happened to be in the right place at the right time. – Ethel Merman
I was lucky enough to have the songs in my first show written by George and Ira Gershwin. Then Cole Porter wrote five shows for me. – Ethel Merman
I was born in my parents’ bedroom on January 16. The World Almanac says it was 1909. I say it was 1912. But what difference does it make as long as I feel 33? – Ethel Merman
I’ve never cooked. I can’t do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast. – Ethel Merman
Mom claimed that I could carry a tune at 2 or 3 years of age. Maybe she was a little prejudiced. – Ethel Merman
As far as dramas are concerned, it’s considered passe for playwrights to turn out anything the average person can understand. – Ethel Merman
I wouldn’t change one thing about my professional life, and I make it a point not to dwell on my mistakes. – Ethel Merman